Greg Chiasson

Your Warlord Sucks Hot Take Round Table: Ragnar vs. Ghazghkull

In Goonhammer Hot Takes, we do quick-pass reviews and reactions to new releases, rules, and events. In today’s Hot Take, Goonhammer’s worst and dumbest authors are covering the latest Space Marine to be Primaris-ified, known idiot and Space Wolf...

How to Paint Everything: T’au

In our How to Paint Everything series, we take a look at different armies of the Warhammer universe, examine their history and heraldry, and look at several different methods for painting them. Today we look at everyone's favorite (only?) xenos coalition,...

Ritual of the Damned Review, Part 1: Dark Angels

Well, it finally happened. After jamming the snooze button three times, Psychic Awakening IV: Ritual of the Damned is here, and one of Warhammer's oldest and most storied Marine chapters has been blessed with an update to their codex,...

How To Build Everything: Warhound Titan

Greg Chiasson: As a Big Titan Warhound Appreciator, I've been debating posting this for a while. I wasn't sure how useful a post about a six hundred dollar resin model that takes ages to build and paint, and then...

Narrative Forge: The Path to Shame

The Warhammer 40,000 universe is a massive place, and the “Narrative Forge” hobby articles encourage thinking outside the box (literally) when putting models together and stretching yourself out in the hobby. They aim to make hobbyists and players comfortable...

Greg’s 2019 in Review: Get a Load of This Clown.

I started 2019 with a pretty simple goal: not giving a shit about Warhammer 40,000. It, uh, didn't exactly go according to plan. Goonhammer This is going up here first, because it's the single biggest hobby contribution I (or anyone else),...

Goonhammer Approved: Bonus Round mission

Here at Goonhammer, we're always looking for new ways to play, and today Greg "Greg" Chiasson and Robert "TheChirurgeon" Jones bring you the first new mission crafted by the Goonhammer Hive Mind, in an extremely serious series we're calling...

Don’t Start Competing: How to Stay Bad Without Getting Mad

My friend, you would not tell with such high zest To children ardent for some desperate glory, The old Lie: lmao git gud scrub - with apologies to Wilfred Owen   I don't think it's a stretch to say we'd all like to be...

Army Showcase: Greg’s (Booley’s) Tau

Finishing your own army is core to the Warhammer 40,000 hobby. In our Army Showcase series, Goonhammer contributors take a look at the armies we've been collecting for years, and the new ones we've just finished - what drew...

Your Warlord Sucks

Hello again everyone! And welcome back to another article of "jokes" by Robert "TheChirurgeon" Jones and Greg "Greg" Chiasson, the Stupidest and Worst writers on this hellsite, respectively. We're once again Back On Our Bullshit and this time we're...

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Necromunday: Our Year in Review 2024

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