Greg Chiasson

Goonhammer Approved: Bonus Round mission

Here at Goonhammer, we're always looking for new ways to play, and today Greg "" Chiasson and Robert "TheChirurgeon" Jones bring you the first new mission crafted by the Goonhammer Hive Mind, in an extremely serious series we're calling...

Don’t Start Competing: How to Stay Bad Without Getting Mad

My friend, you would not tell with such high zest To children ardent for some desperate glory, The old Lie: lmao git gud scrub - with apologies to Wilfred Owen   I don't think it's a stretch to say we'd all like to be...

Army Showcase: Greg’s (Booley’s) Tau

Finishing your own army is core to the Warhammer 40,000 hobby. In our Army Showcase series, Goonhammer contributors take a look at the armies we've been collecting for years, and the new ones we've just finished - what drew...

Your Warlord Sucks

Hello again everyone! And welcome back to another article of "jokes" by Robert "TheChirurgeon" Jones and Greg "" Chiasson, the Stupidest and Worst writers on this hellsite, respectively. We're once again Back On Our Bullshit and this time we're...

The Fabricator General: Buying and Customizing A Display Case

The Warhammer 40,000 universe is a massive place, and the “Narrative Forge” hobby articles encourage thinking outside the box (literally) when putting models together and stretching yourself out in the hobby. They aim to make hobbyists comfortable growing beyond...

Stop Competing: Dark Angels Tactics

What the fuck is a Dark Angel? Is there anything cooler than Space Marines? Buff men in impenetrable armor, carrying fully-automatic rocket launchers and hissing litanies of hate through their skull-masks. What if you took those guys, give them anime...’s Road to NoVA, Part 7: Standing Around Yelling

I just drove back from NoVA, and boy are my legs tired. That's not even a joke, I'm just old as hell and my legs and back hurt, plus I can't talk anymore on account of screaming all day...’s Road To Nova, Part 6: Debaser

6.1 Born Under Punches "eat shit last-minute paint-havers" - me, in better times First, let's look at progress. I made a condensed version of my army list, so I don't have to print 10 copies of ButtScribe cards to hand out during...

How to Base Everything: Metal Spaceship Decks

Basing is a critical part of the painting process. Armies on the battlefields of the 41st Millennium or the Mortal Realms will find themselves fighting across a wide variety of terrain, from lush jungles to barren rockscapes, industrial wastelands...’s Road to NoVA, Part 5: Big Dipshit Energy

5.1: Briefly peaking, and then Brought Low. Well well well, look who finished their army. I actually wrapped this up a few weeks ago, but since then I have literally made negative progress. I thought I was doing great. Contrast helped with...

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