Robert "TheChirurgeon" Jones

How to Paint Everything: Roboute Guilliman

In our How to Paint Everything series, we take a look at different armies of the Warhammer universe, examine their history and heraldry, and look at several different methods for painting them. In this chapter, we're looking at how to paint...

TheChirurgeon’s Road to NoVA, Part 4: The Warmaster

78 Hours of hobby time left until NoVA. Last time I posted, I had finished up my Red Corsairs and the Spiky 17. And look, 78 hours is not a lot. But I'm not sweating it yet. In fact,...

Summertime in Astradus: A Campaign Update

If you’ve been following Goonhammer since the beginning, you may remember me as the guy who writes about campaigns, and maybe even that I wrote about a campaign I’m running. If not, here’s the brief rundown: After wrapping up...

Content We Liked, 6/29/2019

The Week Ending June 29, 2019 Although it’s a big internet out there, the Warhammer digital universe is pretty small and spread out. In Content We Liked, we take a look at the articles, videos, podcasts, and products that caught...

Start Competing at Warhammer 40,000: An Intro to Tournaments, Part 3

Part 3: Learning and Improving When we first started writing this series, we expected it to be a single article. Then it ran long, so we broke up the parts about play and the meta. Then that section ran long...

Your Legion Sucks, Part 2

So you actually came back for Part 2. We figured for sure we’d seen our last page view on Goonhammer dot com after part one but here you are, hate-reading the fuck out of us. That’s fine - we’ll...

Start Competing at Warhammer 40,000: An Intro to Tournaments, Part 2

Part 2: Playing in a Tournament Welcome back to the second part of our “Intro to Tournaments” series. Last time we covered the basics of preparing for a tournament - understanding tournament formats, preparing materials, and building lists. This time,...

Your Legion Sucks, Part 1

Hello friend, and welcome to part one of Your Legion Sucks, a joint project from ANAmal.net and TheChirurgeon, the dumbest and worst (respectively) authors on this hell website. Since the dawn of time sometime around 1990, Warhammer 40,000 fans...

Time for the Real Work: TheChirurgeon’s Road to NoVA, Part 3

Welcome back, dear reader! When we last left off, I was anxiously beginning to chart the hours remaining I had to hobby before NoVA. I ended up with a conservative figure of about 130 hours to work with. That...

Start Competing at Warhammer 40,000: An Intro to Tournaments, Part 1

Part 1: The Basics The main part of Start Competing is to get out there and, well, Start Competing. By this point you've got your army painted and on the table, you're regularly getting in some games, thinking about strategy...

About Me

Rob is Goonhammer's chief "Chaos" guy and is currently on an ongoing mission to build an army for each major Chaos Legion. He's been playing Warhammer 40k since the release of the 2nd edition Codex: Chaos. When he's not playing 40k or doing statistical analysis on the current meta, he's writing about board games for young kids.
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Editorial: Transphobic Language and the Horus Heresy

Goonhammer is unusual in the modern content ecosystem for focusing hard on written content, often long form and detailed,...
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