Robert "TheChirurgeon" Jones

Filthy Casual Battle Reports: New Apocalypse and New Maelstrom Rules

After what seemed like a long drought with regard to releases, June was a busy month, giving us both new Maelstrom rules that we really like, and also new Apocalypse rules that we're big fans of. While individual battle...

Content We Liked, 7/13/2019

The Week Ending July 7, 2019 Although it’s a big internet out there, the Warhammer digital universe is pretty small and spread out. In Content We Liked, we take a look at the articles, videos, podcasts, and products that caught our eyes...

Your Legion Sucks, Part 4

Guys, we did it. We made it through three entire rounds of ANAmal.net and I roasting the shit out of space marine legions, both real and (arguably) even realer because they are real in our hearts. Now we’re at...

A Battle Report Using the New Maelstrom Rules: Daemons vs. Grey Knights

As part of our ongoing series of articles about the new maelstrom rules (part 1 here, part 2 here, in case you missed them), we thought it would be good to include a battle report for some additional context....

Content We Liked, 7/6/2019

The Week Ending July 6, 2019 Although it’s a big internet out there, the Warhammer digital universe is pretty small and spread out. In Content We Liked, we take a look at the articles, videos, podcasts, and products that caught our eyes...

Warhammer 40,000: Apocalypse Review and Unboxing

Warhammer 40,000: Apocalypse Review and Unboxing Large games of Warhammer 40,000 have always been cooler in theory than in execution. While players start imagining massive battles the moment they start playing, the reality is that massive games of Warhammer 40k...

Your Legion Sucks, Part 3

Ah Christ, not again. Evidently you enjoyed parts one and two well enough to return to the trough for more of our slop. Well if the diminishing comedic returns from last week’s article didn’t convince you that reading part...

How to Paint Everything: Roboute Guilliman

In our How to Paint Everything series, we take a look at different armies of the Warhammer universe, examine their history and heraldry, and look at several different methods for painting them. In this chapter, we're looking at how to paint...

TheChirurgeon’s Road to NoVA, Part 4: The Warmaster

78 Hours of hobby time left until NoVA. Last time I posted, I had finished up my Red Corsairs and the Spiky 17. And look, 78 hours is not a lot. But I'm not sweating it yet. In fact,...

Summertime in Astradus: A Campaign Update

If you’ve been following Goonhammer since the beginning, you may remember me as the guy who writes about campaigns, and maybe even that I wrote about a campaign I’m running. If not, here’s the brief rundown: After wrapping up...

About Me

Rob is Goonhammer's chief "Chaos" guy and is currently on an ongoing mission to build an army for each major Chaos Legion. He's been playing Warhammer 40k since the release of the 2nd edition Codex: Chaos. When he's not playing 40k or doing statistical analysis on the current meta, he's writing about board games for young kids.
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Content We Liked: 14th August, 2022

Although it’s a big internet out there, the Warhammer digital universe is pretty small and spread out. In Content We...
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