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Narrative Forge: The Path to Shame

The Warhammer 40,000 universe is a massive place, and the “Narrative Forge” hobby articles encourage thinking outside the box (literally) when putting models together and stretching yourself out in the hobby. They aim to make hobbyists and players comfortable...

The Goonhammer Roundtable: Kill Team

In our year-end round table series, the Goonhammer crew are talking about the various games we play, how things have gone over the past year, where things are headed, and what we’d like to see. It’s been about a...

TheChirurgeon’s 2019 Year-In-Review

As 2019 comes to a close, a lot of the Goonhammer crew have been talking about looking back at the past year and writing retrospectives on what they accomplished. I'm all for this, since it gives us easy content...

Goonhammer Approved: Bonus Round mission

Here at Goonhammer, we're always looking for new ways to play, and today Greg "ANAmal.net" Chiasson and Robert "TheChirurgeon" Jones bring you the first new mission crafted by the Goonhammer Hive Mind, in an extremely serious series we're calling...

Don’t Start Competing: How to Stay Bad Without Getting Mad

My friend, you would not tell with such high zest To children ardent for some desperate glory, The old Lie: lmao git gud scrub - with apologies to Wilfred Owen   I don't think it's a stretch to say we'd all like to be...

Army Showcase: Greg’s (Booley’s) Tau

Finishing your own army is core to the Warhammer 40,000 hobby. In our Army Showcase series, Goonhammer contributors take a look at the armies we've been collecting for years, and the new ones we've just finished - what drew...

Your Warlord Sucks

Hello again everyone! And welcome back to another article of "jokes" by Robert "TheChirurgeon" Jones and Greg "ANAmal.net" Chiasson, the Stupidest and Worst writers on this hellsite, respectively. We're once again Back On Our Bullshit and this time we're...

The Fabricator General: Buying and Customizing A Display Case

The Warhammer 40,000 universe is a massive place, and the “Narrative Forge” hobby articles encourage thinking outside the box (literally) when putting models together and stretching yourself out in the hobby. They aim to make hobbyists comfortable growing beyond...

Stop Competing: Dark Angels Tactics

What the fuck is a Dark Angel? Is there anything cooler than Space Marines? Buff men in impenetrable armor, carrying fully-automatic rocket launchers and hissing litanies of hate through their skull-masks. What if you took those guys, give them anime...

Your Dice Suck

Hello Goonhammer readers! ANAmal.net and TheChirurgeon, the worst and dumbest writers on this site, respectively, are officially Back on Our Bullshit. This week we’ve shit out 3,000 words into another definitive ranking article that will  rank things in such...
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Crusade Mission Pack: Containment – The Goonhammer Review

As with the prior Campaign books for 9th edition 40k, Octarius book 1 comes with a companion Crusade tome,...
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