Goonhammer

Ghoulhammer Review: “This Discord Has Ghosts in It”

Dan "Swiftblade" Richardson - October 16, 2023

I think it would be an extraordinarily safe bet to say that if I were to draw a Venn diagram of “Goonhammer readers” and “frequent Discord users”, I’d have almost a perfect circle. Discord’s become the go-to online chatroom in...

Goonhammer

Goonhammer’s 2023 Reader Survey

James "Boon" Kelling - September 26, 2023

It's that time of the year, Dear Reader, for our annual Goonhammer Readers Survey where we stop telling you what we think and instead listen to what you have to say! Last year's survey saw more 3,500 unique submissions...

Age of Sigmar

Player Packs for the US Goonhammmer Open Age of Sigmar and Kill Team Events

Robert "TheChirurgeon" Jones - July 30, 2023

We've now published the player packs for this year's US Goonhammer Open Age of Sigmar and Kill Team Tournaments. In case you've missed it, this year's Goonhammer Open US will be held at the Baltimore Convention Center in Baltimore,...

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Has It Been 6 Months? Thanks, Goonhammer Patrons. You Did It Again.

Summer - June 18, 2023

We last thanked our Patrons near Christmas. I wrote that article from an air-conditioned office in the sub-tropics. That's the southern hemisphere for you. Half a year has passed. We've just come out of a world-changing pandemic and our economic horizons...

Core Games

A Weekly Review of Everything we know about 10th Edition (So Far)- June 5th

Chucat - June 5, 2023

Welcome to possibly the final week of reviewing everything we know about 10th Edition. The week started off pretty low-key, with reveals of Drukhari (Swiftblade: HELL YEAH) and Genestealer Cults, before ending with a deluge of reveals, namely an absolutely...

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Thank You, Patrons. You Give Goonhammer Writers Serotonin.

Summer - December 18, 2022

Goonhammer's commitment to producing high-quality, long-form content over low attention span clickbait makes us a little hard to market. Online media is dominated by clicks and views, which prioritizes lightning-fast movement of readership - usually at the readers' expense....

Crusade

GHO 2022: THE BADMAN COMETH- A Narrative Event Review

Dan "Swiftblade" Richardson - August 24, 2022

Dan: Are you looking at all the cool pictures from The Goonhammer Open Narrative and thinking “Oh, I can’t believe I’ve missed this event. This is the worst mistake of my life. I’ll never recover from this?" Or maybe...

Meta Analysis

Goonhammer, 40kstats, and the ITC Battles App

Robert "TheChirurgeon" Jones - May 11, 2022

You may have noticed that over the last few months here at Goonhammer we've been really invested in tracking stats and tournament results. We've been working hard at ramping up our efforts on that front, adding additional Competitive Innovations...

Editorial

Gunum Interviews: …Greg?

Chase "Gunum" Garber - April 18, 2022

The Goonhammer Posting Universe - or the GPU, as the execs call it - has a collection of different characters that the internet has gotten to know over the past three or four years. I, myself was enamored by...

Goonhammer

Welcome to GOONHAMMER ’02

Robert "TheChirurgeon" Jones - April 1, 2022

Every year April 1st rolls around and every year the internet rushes to embarrass itself with a bunch of bad hoaxes and jokes that mostly make us groan. It's not that we don't like japes and ruses - we're...