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Meatwatch: Turkey

As a treat, Goonhammer’s very own John Condit is here to talk about the lengths to which he will go in order to make America’s bland overweight rat bird into something slightly appetizing.

How to Paint Everything: Char’s Zaku (Gundam Assemble)

Greg's back with more Gundam Assemble, this time with a How to Paint Everything for the iconic Char's Zaku II Commander.

Let’s Assemble Some Gundams

Greg (our Greg) has gotten his sicko hands on some of the Gundam Assemble miniatures that will be coming stateside at some point next year, and is putting 'em together.

I’m Mad We Only Get One Of These A Year: The Goonhammer Open Narrative, Reviewed

Another year, another Goonhammer Open Baltimore. My attendance was, as usual, more personal than business -  I don’t as a rule “help” with “things”, but I did try to pitch in around the margins, enough to let me feel...

MEATWATCH: Trucks

There is no creation without destruction.

The Narrative Forge: Narrate My Ass

Campaigning, in parallel but alone, across the Onanism Sector.

Century of the Vampire: Ultraviolet (2006)

Welcome to the Century of the Vampire, an ongoing weekly feature where Goonhammer managing editor Jonathan Bernhardt watches some piece of vampire media, probably a movie but maybe eventually television will get a spot in here too, and talks about...

I Think You Should Buy A Boat

A Japanese Type 93 torpedo - known generally as the “Long Lance” even if the original owner/operator never called it that -  is 20 feet long and weighs as much as a car. It’s a cylinder two feet across,...

I Bring Ill Tidings Regarding the Reign of Terror

It doesn’t really matter if the book sucks. It’s almost a relief.

This is What Trough Performance Looks Like. The Goonhammer Open, Reviewed

As promised, I have returned from the 2k23 US Goonhammer Open, with tales to tell. Baltimore remains a great and terrible place, and the Baltimore Convention Center was probably the nicest, or at least biggest, building in which I...