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SRM’s Road to The US Open Seattle Part 7: Grot Me Wrong

I'm not gonna say "I was wrong" or "I accidentally lied" as a lead-in here because that feels underhanded. I already have your click and no longer need to bait you. Instead, I'll spell it out in terms both...

TheChirurgeon’s Road Through 2022, Part 11: The Seattle Open

Welcome back, Dear Reader, to my ongoing trudge through the year 2022 toward some measure of competitive decency. You may recall that my last update was only a week ago, in which I regaled everyone with my tales of...

Lenoon’s Road to Austerlitz 6: Geldings in the Name Of

Breaking News: Napoleon is Dead This urgent update interrupts your scheduled rambles about horses. As we go to press it is May 5th, 2022. Napoleon has been dead for 101 years and we would like to mark this solemn occasion...

TheChirurgeon’s Road Through 2022, Part 10: Fast Times at the Dallas Open

Welcome back, Dear Reader, to my ongoing (mis)adventures on the road to competitive respectability in the 2022 ITC season. In my previous article, I was wrapping up practice games and frantically painting for the Dallas Open. This time, I'm...

Colin’s Road to the US Open Seattle Part 3 – Am I Organized or Am I Coping? Maybe Both?

Last post before the Big Show! I'm excited. Thursday I'll be flying to the largest wargaming event I've ever attended, which is pretty cool. I feel good about my list and am about as well organized as I get...

TheChirurgeon’s Road Through 2022, Part 9: Final Prep for the Dallas Open

Hello, Dear Reader, and welcome back to my ongoing blog series where I talk about my path through another year of Warhammer 40k. Last time I talked about taking my Thousand Sons to another RTT. That went alright, but...

Colin’s Road to the US Open Seattle – Part 1 – I Have Almost No Idea What I’m Doing But It’ll Be a Lot...

When Games Workshop announced their US Open locations and dates, I was firmly on the sidelines of 40k. I wasn't playing very often at all, and the last organized event I had been to was in August of 2021...

SRM’s Road to The US Open Seattle Part 4: Here Comes Thiccness

Full disclosure: I think "Touch Me I'm Sick" is a better Mudhoney song than "Here Comes Sickness", but if I title an article "Touch Me I'm Thicc" Rob probably won't let me write anymore. SRM's Road to the Roadshow: US...

SRM’s Road to The US Open Seattle Part 3: Templar of the Dog

I don't actually have a clever tie-in for this stupid pun title, but Goonhammer Patron Dnoonan said it and I'd be remiss to look a gift pun in the mouth. Honestly? I'm just mad I didn't come up with...

TheChirurgeon’s Road Through 2022, Part 7: Crusade Weekend

Welcome back, Dear Reader! It's only been a couple of days since my previous article on my progress through 2022, but I felt it was worth writing a quick update before this weekend, when I'll be going to the...