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Announcing the 2023 US Goonhammer Open in Baltimore, Maryland

We are proud to announce the 2023 US Goonhammer Open! As with previous years, the GHO will be held in Maryland. Unlike previous years, we are moving the location from Bethesda to Baltimore - specifically, the Baltimore Convention Center....

Mengel Miniatures Comes to Goonhammer

We’re excited to announce that we’re partnering with Tyler Mengel to produce a new article series called Painting Abroad. You may recognize Tyler Mengel from his outstanding paint work and tutorials on Warhammer Community, and we’re happy to say...

Arks of Omen Data Added to 40kstats!

You asked, and after weeks of not answering, we've finally got the data. It took a full rewrite of our backend stats engine, but Arks of Omens data from Tabletop Battles is now live in 40kstats - 28,911 games'...

Announcing the Goonhammer Media Network

The entire Goonhammer crew is dedicated to the art of long-form written content, and we appreciate how many of you have joined us on this adventure. However, we also know that there are times when you simply can't read....

Goonhammer and Stat Check are Teaming Up!

We're constantly looking for ways to branch out and improve the quality of work we're doing on the 40k side of things and so we were very impressed when we started seeing the work coming out of the group...

Thank You, Patrons. You Give Goonhammer Writers Serotonin.

Goonhammer's commitment to producing high-quality, long-form content over low attention span clickbait makes us a little hard to market. Online media is dominated by clicks and views, which prioritizes lightning-fast movement of readership - usually at the readers' expense....

Start Competing: Black Legion Updated!

We’re currently doing a big inventory and update on our Start Competing series, and today we’ve updated Chaos Space Marines, finally bringing it up to date to account for the 9th edition codex that dropped over the summer. This...

Start Competing: Chaos Space Marines Updated!

We’re currently doing a big inventory and update on our Start Competing series, and today we've updated Chaos Space Marines, finally bringing it up to date to account for the 9th edition codex that dropped over the summer. This...

Meet Gregbot

Hi, it’s Summer again. I’m here to thank some of the wonderful people who keep our writers paid and our Goonhammer online: our Patrons. You’re fantastic, and you’re the reason my girlfriend’s mom is getting an air fryer this...

Summer Tells You Why Goonhammer Is Great

Hey, it's Summer. You know me from the Star Wars: Armada articles I write, or the Star Wars: Armada articles you ignore en route to your next hit of Hammer of Math. This one's a little different - I'm...