Jonathan Bernhardt

Chaos Gate: Daemonhunters: The Goonhammer Review

If you've been following along with Goonhammer's preview coverage of Complex Games' Chaos Gate: Daemonhunters, you'd probably pick up on our general positive vibes regarding the game. From our previews we found it to be beautiful, fun to play,...

Goonhammer 2002: Tom Clancy’s Splinter Cell

Man, 2002. It was truly a different time. Here’s the attract mode/sizzle reel/”intro cutscene”/whatever it is you want to call the standard video that plays before you hit the start button on Tom Clancy’s Splinter Cell:   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRR39NsdNdg   That needle drop is...

Peacemaker: John Cena Finally Gets Over With America

The first thing anyone who talks about when they talk about Peacemaker, the HBO Max show starring John Cena and directed by James Gunn which spins off the antagonist from Gunn’s debut DC property The Suicide Squad into a...

Wheel of Time Season One: A Streaming Masterpiece in Keeping It Rolling

First I have to open with a condemnation of writer Jonathan Bernhardt, a cretin and a fool, who tweeted these two things in September of last year, which feels roughly like it was sixteen months ago: https://twitter.com/jonbernhardt/status/1434921744142409732 I, Jonathan Bernhardt, on...

Helsreach: The Animation — You Might Have Heard of It

It is not particularly surprising Helsreach: The Animation is good, given what’s come out of it since; a partnership with Games Workshop to create the Angels of Death series, general acclaim, even just the thing actually getting the funding...

Darkest Dungeon II Early Access Launch: A New Game That Hates You

It’s time, once again, to play a game that hates you, and takes pride in hating you. Darkest Dungeon II is in Early Access now (on the Epic Game Store for a year before wider release, so on and...

Psychonauts 2 Is the Best Video Game of 2021, and 2006

There is still technically time for this to change, but at this point in the year -- lurching into October, with much of the release schedule for the rest of 2021 dead in the water -- I think Psychonauts...

Humankind: Kinda Gets There

Humankind is probably the best love letter to what people think Civilization used to be yet, and that’s for good and for ill. I’m more of a fan of Civilization II than I am of Civilization IV, mainly due to...

Warhammer 40K Battlesector: The New Best WH40K Licensed Game?

This is almost what Warhammer 40K licensed products should all be. That’s not prescriptively true, of course; far from it. The Warhammer 40K universe is big enough to fit in all kinds of titles, from third-person character action games to...

Mass Effect 3: The End, Finally, Again

And farewell to all that MEss.  I’ve now spent some combined 200 hours playing Mass Effect games over the past few months (with a couple rounds of technical difficulties unrelated to the games themselves near the end), so it’s perhaps...

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Goonhammer Open Maryland – Tickets Available Now!

Tickets are available now for the Goonhammer Open in Maryland - August 13th and 14th in Rockville. 40K Grand Tournament:...
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