Jonathan Bernhardt

Video Game Review: Slay the Spire

The objective of Slay the Spire is simple: reach the top of the tower, defeat the final boss in combat, and then...do it all over again, but harder. And again, but harder still. And harder still. And harder still....

Video Game Review: Blasphemous

Dark Souls is probably the single most important video game of the last decade, and it’s not particularly close. We can wander into the weeds -- FromSoftware’s Demon Souls was a close predecessor to the game, and was the...

Video Game Review: Hades

We’re starting something new here on Goonhammer; most obviously, it’s something that’s not going to have anything (directly) to do with Warhammer 40K at all. We’ve sort of run out of 40K video game titles to cover at the...

Game Review: Warhammer 40k Combat Cards

As you always knew it was destined to, Warhammer 40K has gone free-to-play, just like every other IP out there. And I’ve run out of full-platform titles to review for the moment -- at least ones that don’t require...

Book Review: Eisenhorn – Xenos

So, you want to make a Warhammer 40K television show. What’s more, you want to make it about the factions that have been the protagonists of the setting since the intellectual property took off -- the Space Marines, the...

Video Game Retrospective: Warhammer 40,000: Fire Warrior

Warhammer 40K: Fire Warrior is among the worst games I’ve ever played. Part of the problem is that this game came out two years after Halo: Combat Evolved. The original Halo title. A game that still holds up in 2019....

Video Game Retrospective: Space Marine

There’s a world where we have a long line of Space Marine-branded Warhammer 40K games to play, moving from the launch title bearing that name from Relic Entertainment in 2011 to a sequel sometime in the next three years...

Video Game Retrospective: Dawn of War 3

So, at long last, we’re here. Dawn of War III is a dead game. All the Dawn of War games are dead games now, to be fair, but you can usually find at least some diehards still doing The Last...

Video Game Retrospective: Dawn of War 2: Retribution

It’s been a while! Now that NOVA’s over we’re back in the saddle with the Dawn of War II retrospective for the second, final, and most important expansion, Retribution. This is pretty much the final form of the Dawn...

The 2019 NOVA 40K Narrative Event

The NOVA Open comprises some four levels of the Hyatt at National Airport in Washington D.C. -- everyone who had to walk up and down the broken escalator felt that one -- and there were, roughly, one and a...

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